Meanwhile, deeply in...

"Whoa, dude, what was that?" said Luken.
"Probably nothing," his rat replied.  "Chill out."

Adventures in inhaling

"Okay, so just take a deep breath, hold it in, then lie down and listen to Oswald over here riff out on his bad-ass lute."

Compelling arguments

"Look, all I'm saying is that if the kid is OK running around bare-assed, why aren't we nekkid?  Come on, let's see those boobies!"

Meanwhile, on pilgrimage...

When the chamber-maid heard a sound in Sebastian's room and went to check, she was horrified to find him humping the cross.

Wait... for... it...

As the shrooms hit their peak, Ewald was overcome with horror at the cuckoo clock's inexorable ticking, ticking, ticking—would the damnéd thing never tock??

And my busk itches

Meinhart hated it when they made him dress up for role play.

Dude, get a grip!

Aldéric thought it was a bit much that God should smite the cathedral with hellfire just because he had masturbated.

Worst. Scavenger hunt. Ever.

"Get up!  Get up! Everyone else is already back at the party drinking!"

Nom nom!

Even though he was just a dog, he knew what that broken pitcher meant, and he wanted to rub his face all in it.

It doesn't take much to get Sebastian going

"Holy crap, would you look at those two birds fucking?  That is so hot! Quick, hop up here on this thing."

A fine and private place

It was weeks before the villagers discovered little Sarah seeking the embrace of her long-dead mother.

I believe I can fly!

Gervais thought it was amazing that a seagull actually had a flying school, although later he realized it was probably just the 'shrooms.

Ladies! Please!

As a little person, Meinhart thought he was lucky to have a career as a male escort, but it nonetheless was a bit much for Georgina to "loan" him out for the evening.

Where's Lassie when you need her?

Robert the Bigfoot was frantic until they rescued his pig from the construction site.

It's like looking in a mirror!

The cloning process was a complete success—now Rupert would never have to worry about sexual incompatibility in a partner again!

100th post!

"Ow! You little fucker!  You think that's funny?  Let's see how you like a little fire up your butt!"

Oh Sebastian

Even though she knew it was Sebastian's favorite sex fantasy, this part of the foreplay always creeped Veronica out.

A boy and his dog

"Would you look at that?  It's almost as if he knows it's Lucas."

Meanwhile, at Harvard...

Rupert's tryout for prospective student tour guide came to an abrupt end, and it was only then he realized that wearing his My Little Pony penis sheath was not what they meant when they said, "We're looking for candidates who stand out."

Life in the fast lane

Aloysius's commute seemed to get longer and longer every day.