This is why you don't fuck crazy

Once she had Ferdi good and drunk, it was perfectly easy to dunch his head in with a big-ass rock.

One day at the RSC

In order to boost ticket sales, it was decided to continue the rest of the run of Cymbeline in the nude.

I'll just hold on to this tree for a while, guys

Willimijn found it difficult to keep up with the other bacchantes under the influence of hellebore.

One day in Amsterdam...

"For the last time, Hieronymus, it's either the tiny little whores or me!"

Grrrrr....

Doing a live sex show with animals in Montparnasse was not a  high point of Fabrice's career.

Not again...

"I swear, Akakios, if this ends up being one of those things where I'm left by the side of the road naked, holding a torch and a couple of snakes, I'm going to kill you."

"No, man, it's cool."

Not Out of the Woods

"This is your solution to Milky White??!  This thing looks like shit!  Now we're going to end up on lowbudgetmilkywhites for sure!"

Strange brew

According to his research on Erowid, Sebastian figured they had another two days of stirring and simmering before they could party down.

Meanwhile, at Burning Man...

"DON'T CLIMB THE ART, YOU DUMBASS!  Fucking hippies—"  Jörgen decided that this was the last time he would ever volunteer for the Rangers.

At the rave

As she emerged from the dungeon for a breath of fresh air, Hildur wondered why these orgies had to be so loud.

Fool me once...

Veronica knew that whenever Sebastian offered her a drink she was in for a long, weird evening.  And she was good with that.

We know...

Han Solo was not the only person Jabba encased in carbonite.

Friday night at Sebastian's

Sebastian always made sure to supply everyone's favorite implement and plenty of lube.

Adventures in euphemy

Veronica liked it when Sebastian spanked the bunny.

—or—

Veronica liked it when Sebastian thrashed the hare.

—or—

Veronica liked it when Sebastian larruped the lagomorph.

What if you're the dork?

Hunter desperately wanted to join the Society, but he wondered if dancing on swords at the edge of a volcano was really their initiation ritual.

Shark tanked

Yezekael was never able to fully explain to investors the purpose of his device.

One day in the palace

"Yes, sire, it appears that a squid has attached itself to the back of your head, but I think we can deal with that efficiently. Now hold still—you may experience a little discomfort."

Good help is hard

Just as Theodoric headed out to the drag queen pageant, his loathsome manservant tumbled out of the door yelling that he had forgotten his dildo.

One fine day in Antwerp

"Whoa, girl," snapped Gaël, "don't you walk away from me—we haven't finished and yes your stockhose are trashy I SAID DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!"

With only a dream and a dance belt

The local theatre's reimagining of West Side Story was a miserable failure at every level.

Little Known Fact

If it were not for His allergic reaction to bee stings, God would eat all the honey.

Close call

Wiktor's prayers were answered: the scuffle outside meant that security had intercepted his demon boyfriend before the beast could confront him in front of his wife.