Damn clowns

"Ha!" thought Cecelia.  "If they thought neutral mask work was creepy before..."

Handy with his hands

Hephaistos found that making sex dolls was not as easy as he had hoped.

On tour

Orpheus on a set break.

Varieties of Religious Experience, illustrated

After the acid kicked in, Phokas' head may have been obliterated, but he could fucking play that horn.

Back in Arcadia...

Daphne found that there were drawbacks to being a tree, not the least of which was the Aeolian twins' gag about "Hey, Daphne, wanna blow job?"

[Pedant alert: I am fully aware that Daphne was transformed into a laurel, which is evergreen.  Bite me.)

Meanwhile in the Netherlands

Ignaas was pretty sure that you couldn't catapult boats to the Rhine, but he invested in Martel's scheme anyway.

Most High

Most people don't know this, but St. Xavier kept a lit censor under his robes, right under his roach clip.  Ready to blaze, he was.

One day in Babylonia

"And then I says to him, I says, what about a cock for a cock, eh, Hammurabi? Code my ass! Bastard di'n't have much to say after that, did he?"

And then he drowned

Billy Argos had had dreams—bad dreams—and he'd heard the mermaids singing.  Ew.

Feed me!

Seymour and Audrey's twins were about as unprepossessing as one might expect.

There's got to be a morning after

After a night of meth and Molly, Sauron was feeling it, and fuck if he hadn't lost his ring somewhere.

That would explain the itching.

Trixie's pelvic exam revealed that a colony of aggressive yeasts had fortified themselves against attack inside her vagina.

Metamorphoses

All in all, Iapheth mused, being turned into a monkey was fine with him as long as he got to suck on Ishtar's fine, fine titties.

When love hurts

"Fuck, Cupid, that fucked up!"

Marketing misfires

New rapper Mos Tavrvs never knew that his art director had sabotaged his debut album with a title track that everyone but Mos knew meant "Shut the fuck up."

Lift that knee!

God's workouts were hell, but Thaddeus had to admit his ass had never looked better.

The Babylonian Bondage

Haggai was finding it difficult to remember that the safe word was "Hammurabi."

New horizons

Clarissa was wary when Demetrius showed her the new toy he had brought, but "in for a penny in for a pound" was her motto.

Branching out

Brayden was a vanilla kind of boy, so he had no idea what to expect when a furry invited him home.  But he adapted quickly.

The grave's a fine and private place

"Look, I'm sorry I made the boner joke, OK?"