Sad beings, Part III

Sadder still, Felicia's wombat only stayed with her for the drugs.

Sad beings, part II

Felicia was a bitter, bitter old woman, but she loved her wombat.

Shame about Billy's eyes...

In planning for his seventh birthday party, Timmy's mom never considered that a fireworks-filled piñata might be problematic.

Sad beings

Glrxup was a happy little creature, humming his sweet little tunes and waving to all the ships that sailed by, so it hurt his feelings when they hurled harpoons at him.

Odd kink. Very odd kink.

Clancy was thrilled to find a private corner of the Garden of Sexual Gratification where he could be shat upon by parakeets.

Odd Kink.

Ball crushing. One of the many services provided by Miss Effie's House of Pleasure.

An unfair generalization*

A portrait of the average Republican voter's reaction to the world around him.
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*No, it's actually pretty accurate.

Triomph!

Muriel's career as a kindergarten teacher came to an abrupt end when her competitive streak got the better of her during her class's game of capture the flag.

The 12th Principle: Don't be lame

Matteo's project proposal, consisting as it did of simply burning a wagon, was rejected outright by the Burning Man committee as being "too stupid to burn."

Chacun à son goût, again

Among the odder practices of the Sardinians, that of "sea-fucking" stood out.