Trixie's pelvic exam revealed that a colony of aggressive yeasts had fortified themselves against attack inside her vagina.
Thursday, June 11, 2015
That would explain the itching.
Trixie's pelvic exam revealed that a colony of aggressive yeasts had fortified themselves against attack inside her vagina.
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Metamorphoses
All in all, Iapheth mused, being turned into a monkey was fine with him as long as he got to suck on Ishtar's fine, fine titties.
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Monday, June 8, 2015
Marketing misfires
New rapper Mos Tavrvs never knew that his art director had sabotaged his debut album with a title track that everyone but Mos knew meant "Shut the fuck up."
Friday, June 5, 2015
Lift that knee!
God's workouts were hell, but Thaddeus had to admit his ass had never looked better.
Thursday, June 4, 2015
The Babylonian Bondage
Haggai was finding it difficult to remember that the safe word was "Hammurabi."
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
New horizons
Clarissa was wary when Demetrius showed her the new toy he had brought, but "in for a penny in for a pound" was her motto.
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Branching out
Brayden was a vanilla kind of boy, so he had no idea what to expect when a furry invited him home. But he adapted quickly.
Monday, June 1, 2015
Friday, May 29, 2015
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