Tuesday, March 31, 2015

This is why you don't fuck crazy

Image from page 433 of "Ian Harmensz Kruls. Minne-spiegel ter deughden" (1639)

Once she had Ferdi good and drunk, it was perfectly easy to dunch his head in with a big-ass rock.

Monday, March 30, 2015

One day at the RSC

Image from page 38 of "Omnia D. And. Alciati emblemata : ad quae singula, praeter concinnas acutásque inscriptiones, lepidas & expressas imagines, ac caetera omnia, quae prioribus nostris editionibus cúm ad eorum distinctionem, tum ad ornatum & correction

In order to boost ticket sales, it was decided to continue the rest of the run of Cymbeline in the nude.

Friday, March 27, 2015

I'll just hold on to this tree for a while, guys

Image from page 141 of "Iconologia" (1764)

Willimijn found it difficult to keep up with the other bacchantes under the influence of hellebore.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

One day in Amsterdam...

Image from page 467 of "Ian Harmensz Kruls. Minne-spiegel ter deughden" (1639)

"For the last time, Hieronymus, it's either the tiny little whores or me!"

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Grrrrr....

Image from page 209 of "Iconologia" (1764)

Doing a live sex show with animals in Montparnasse was not a  high point of Fabrice's career.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Not again...

Image from page 174 of "Iconologia" (1764)

"I swear, Akakios, if this ends up being one of those things where I'm left by the side of the road naked, holding a torch and a couple of snakes, I'm going to kill you."

"No, man, it's cool."

Monday, March 23, 2015

Not Out of the Woods

Image from page 207 of "Spiegel van den Ouden en Nieuwen Tydt, : bestaande uyt spreekwoorden, ontleent van de voorige en jegenwoordige eeuwe, verlustiget door meenigte van sinnebeelden, met gedichten en prenten daar op passende. : Vermeerdert met groote m

"This is your solution to Milky White??!  This thing looks like shit!  Now we're going to end up on lowbudgetmilkywhites for sure!"

Friday, March 20, 2015

Strange brew

Image from page 78 of "Amoris diuini emblemata" (1615)

According to his research on Erowid, Sebastian figured they had another two days of stirring and simmering before they could party down.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Meanwhile, at Burning Man...

Image from page 116 of "Iconologia" (1764)

"DON'T CLIMB THE ART, YOU DUMBASS!  Fucking hippies—"  Jörgen decided that this was the last time he would ever volunteer for the Rangers.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

At the rave

Image from page 265 of "Spiegel van den Ouden en Nieuwen Tydt, : bestaande uyt spreekwoorden, ontleent van de voorige en jegenwoordige eeuwe, verlustiget door meenigte van sinnebeelden, met gedichten en prenten daar op passende. : Vermeerdert met groote m

As she emerged from the dungeon for a breath of fresh air, Hildur wondered why these orgies had to be so loud.