Monday, January 26, 2015

Meanwhile, in Rotterdam

Image from page 345 of "De Bykorf des Gemoeds : Honing zaamelende uit allerley Bloemen" (1711)p

Rupert was determined that this year his Synchronized Bovine Swimming Team was going to come in first in the All-Holy-Roman-Empire Games.

——or——

"Dammit, Gertrude, I told you already: four more laps!"

——or——

It was when the English started baptizing the livestock that the Dutch decided to throw the Pilgrims out.

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